@Todd ********

Like I told you before, Canada got a lot better after you left.

@Danny ******

74.4% of all traffic deaths in Thailand are motorcycle related. On the other hand they are so handy and fun.

@Shlomo **********

The better for the true Canadians that are left. Thank you.

@Shlomo **********

One good thing about Canada is that it has a door. Sounds like you should use it.

@Bill ********

It is a poorly phrased question that, when logic is applied, can have other meanings. The fact that you can only see one is testament to your simpleness, as well as being a jackass.

@Christopher ******

It got a whole lot better when you left.

@Christopher ******

Canada is rated top three in the world to live in sometimes they are rated #1. If you want to find the US on those lists I will save you some time. Start at the bottom and work your way up.

Even if you were lucky enough to get 36 you would only be ahead ~$43.

@Ian *******

Is that anything like getting laid?

@Bob *********

Do you know those giant striped bags that zip up that you see thais carrying shit in when they travel? Well 8 of those bags, weighing between 40 and 50 pounds each, were shipped to Mae Sot and picked over by family and the rest donated already. The ones I want to bring back are the more special ones that she can't part with. Just because I said pre worn doesn't mean it's cheap shit. I just didn't want to sound like I was sending clothing for resale. Some of it was tailored by a friend who is a true pro. I think we have it all figured out now anyways. Thanks for all the suggestions people. Truly appreciated.